G: Porksche
G: Bacon-M-W
G: Yamaham
G: Cow-asaki
curator's note: This was in a several minute bust. Was he saving them up? Did he see a bunch of meat on a car?
J: Anti-lock steaks
J: Hamry
G: 20 inch ribs
J: 4 veal drive
G: Rack and pork loin steering
G: Porking brake
J: That's also a good name for a cockblocker
G: "Yeah but her roommate was a total porking brake!!"
G: I'm naming the band "Anti-lock steaks"
G: The ugly reality of harvesting illicit grains takes a turn for the worse on this week's episode of "Barley Legal"
G: A renegade farmer uses breakthrough techniques to battle a drought on "Wheatever it Takes"
curator's note: this is all happening on one day
G: One man stands alone against German agro-terrorists in "Rye Hard"
curator's note: laughing about that one
G: Tonight's band line up:
1) German Agro-Terrorists
2) Greg and Associates
3) Anti Lock Steaks
G: An epidemic breaks out in central Indiana....Stephen King's "Corn-tagion"
G: Gotham City's staple grain is restored in "The Dark Knight Rices"
G: A mentally challenged boy has an enormous penis. Burt Reynolds guest stars in "the longest tard"
J: Just read those to Slater. He laughed.
G: Oh Pirate!!!
